posts tagged "my life"

when ur too rich for the soup kitchen but too cheap to buy food so ur neopets are forced to get by on omlettes, jelly, and the movie theater

hard knock life

if u hav a zebra print bedspread with hot pink accents i hate u

fINE I DONT LIKE U GUYS EITHER BYE FOREVER I MEAN IT

is anyone even up i like never go on tumblr anymore i dont remeber anyones schedules

do ppl even still blog

idk im just out of the loop g uys

my sister just was like “heyyy lets go get tattoos!!!” and she meant like, me come with her to watch her get one, cuz she knows im way too scared, but if i pop a valium maybe ill get one too hmm

idk guys im feEeeLinNN CraZyyYyy

lmao never works when i say it bcuz i never had an ass to begin with

im still waiting for someone to invent money perfume

F A G G O T

foodnetworkl0vr:

I AM A FAGGGGGGGGOT

wonders if courtney ever noticed that i made this post on her blog

hmm i guess i should go to sleep if i want to be awake for tonight

extraterrestris replied to your post: omfg guys remember “koala tea”

can I try not to

same

omfg guys remember “koala tea”

“When I eat a taco I tilt my head and do not tilt the taco because the contents of the taco could fall out if I tilted it. My head wont fall off if I tilt my head.” 

omfg i love cody simpson idc what anyone says bye

i swear blonde boys are like a rare aphrodisiac 

I JUST WOKE UP AND THE FIRST NEWS I HEARD WAS THAT KEVIN IS BACK IN THE BACKSTREET BOYUS

HOLKY DSHIT I AM CRYING THIS IS THE MSOT AMAZING NEWS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE I DONT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP THIS EVER LIKE WOW I CANT BREATHE 

I KNEW HE WOULD COME BACK I ALWAYS KNEW WHEN HE WAS A SURPRISE ON THAT ONE TOUR DATE HE LOOKED SO HAPPY ON STAGE AND HE LOOKED AT HOWIE LKE “WOW I FORGOT WHAT THIS FELT LIKE THIS IS AMAZNG” AND I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME AND I AM FREAKING OUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO PERFECT I FHGHJFDHGG

NMY BOO

BS HURT SO FUCKING MUCH I AM CRYING HELP I CANT EVEN INHALE THIWHATHFD I WNAHDG UFKCING UKAHELP HRWNAT TO DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ByGOODBYE CRUELW ORLD I AM GOIJNT TO KIL MYSELF TO END MY MISERY